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turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

sephiramy:

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

Um, so here is a book I am going to go BUY… NOW.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.
shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise 

chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

jeffersonn-starship:

I had a dream I wore crocs out lastnight and it scared me so much I woke up

cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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dublin-streets:

I am watching you 

dublin-streets:

I am watching you